Tracks lyrics

Title Lyrics Time
1
Walkin' 'Round In Women's Unde 1:55
2
I Am Santa Claus 3:21
3
The Chimney Song 2:11
4
The Restroom Door Said, "Gentl 1:36
5
Osama Got Run Over By a Reinde 1:43
6
We Wish You Weren't Living Wit 0:49
7
Be Claus I Got High 3:27
8
Wreck the Malls 2:04
9
White Trash Christmas 2:45
10
Jingle Hells Bells 2:38
11
Didn't I Get This Last Year 3:22
12
The Little Hooters Girl 1:52
13
What If Eminem Did Jingle Bell 3:06
14
I Came Upon a Roadkill Deer 3:01
15
Foreigners 2:08
16
O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-He 1:26
17
I'll Be Stoned for Christmas 2:27
18
There's Another Santa Claus 2:01
19
I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (Wh 3:08
20
The "What's It To Ya" Chorus 2:37
21
A Visit From St. Nicholson 4:32
22
Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator 1:25
23
Shoppin' Around for a Christma 1:50
24
Grahbe Yahbalz 1:08
25
Joy To the World 1:23
26
O Little Town of Bethlehem 2:09
27
A Message From the King 2:18
28
Manger 6 0:44
29
G'Bye Ding a Ling 2:55
30
Aquaclaus 2:47
31
A Letter To Santa 2:41
32
Have Yourself an Ozzy Little C 1:49
33
D.W.I. Colorado 1:53
34
Me and Mrs. Claus 2:20
35
O Christmas Tree 2:33
36
You've Got a Brand New Pair of 1:53
37
White Ford Bronco 1:57
38
Grampa Loved the Rolling Stone 3:01
39
The Under Tree World of Jacque 3:02
40
The Magical Kingdon of Claus 5:53
41
Merry Christmas Allah 2:41
42
Three Inch Tool 2:05
43
The Kids 2:18
44
Take Baseball and Shove It 1:49
45
Cane 'Em Good 1:50
46
Whitewater 2:37
47
PLO & Israeli's 2:06
48
A BIg Ton O' Moola 2:06
49
No So Silent Night 1:53
50
The Nafta Anthem 2:19
51
A** Hole Son 2:15
52
Michael Jordan Ain't Bo 1:17
53
The Old Man Is On the Commode 1:47
54
You Don't Smell Like Flowers 1:40
55
Downtown In the 90'S 2:26
56
Middle Age Waistline 2:12
57
Magic Comet Ride 2:32
58
Minimum Wage 2:25
59
What an Ugly Man He Was 2:44
60
Take a Whack On the U.s. Side 2:52
61
Strawberry Rehabs Forever 3:08
62
Spinning Reel 2:27
63
Free As a Turd 2:05
64
Baby Madonna 1:40
65
Plo's & Israeli's 2:03
66
The Twelve Pains of Christmas 3:41
67
Didn't I Get This Last Year 3:22