Tracks lyrics

Title Lyrics Time
1
I Pissed My Pants 0:23
2
Hooters and Hooters Airlines 4:38
3
Toddler Mail 7:04
4
Our Favorite Jokes 8:29
5
Nascar 3:07
6
Donny the Retard 0:07
7
Git-R-Done! 1:20
8
Romance and Imported Rubbers ( 6:35
9
Dodge Truck, Retards and Stink 1:49
10
The Right to Bare Arms! 4:07
11
Redneck Jokes 4:09
12
Shopping At Wal-Mart 5:21
13
Home Depot 4:19
14
Shavin', Waxin', Primpin' and 3:24
15
Gay Mafia 3:56
16
Las Vegas 4:07
17
Midgets and Gay Bars 0:48
18
Oh Holy Crap 0:13
19
Thrown Out of a Bar 6:37
20
Bass Pro Shop & Wal-Mart 2:28
21
Wwjd 2:20
22
Redneck Santa Claus 1:07
23
Faith Healers and Weight Probl 4:02
24
Fishing 2:48
25
Hank Williams Jr. High School 1:51
26
Poop Lasagna 3:32
27
Pissed-Off Christmas Poem 1:37
28
Song for a Friend (And Other T 4:13
29
Family In Sanford 4:19
30
The First Queer Santy Claus 0:14
31
The Christmas Story 2:14
32
Titty Bar Christmas 2:07
33
Bowling Shoes 5:34
34
The Most Wonderful Ass 0:16
35
I Wish My Mother-In-Law'd Get 0:28
36
Hunting, Popeyes & PETA 1:45
37
Throwed Outta Penney's 1:01
38
Christmas Commentary 2:23
39
Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story 2:05
40
A Letter to Shania Twain 2:21
41
Terrorist or Toddler 4:04
42
Call a Doctor 0:16
43
I Like Steak 5:14
44
On the First Day of Christmas 0:06
45
News Items 1:25
46
My Sister Is Covered With Mole 3:47
47
Just Hitched 5:23
48
Victoria's Secret 2:32
49
A Letter to Santy Claus 1:42
50
Bed, Beer & a Blonde 2:50
51
Sticks and Horse Turds 1:21
52
That's Embarrassing 1:28
53
Hark, the Hairlip Angel 0:08
54
A Sue Named Boy 4:45
55
Pie of the Month 5:10
56
Amish Girls & Geico Insurance 1:35
57
Dating & Marriage 2:37
58
Redneck Jokes 4:09
59
Oh Little Girl from Birmingham 0:19
60
Silly Songs & So Long 4:48
61
Fat Holiday Relatives 1:27
62
Winston Out of NASCAR 1:16
63
Calgary Stampede, Sex Tapes & 3:03
64
Santy Claus, Santy Claus 2:23
65
Easy-To-Assemble 1:50
66
Pet Smart 0:44
67
Santy for a Day 1:36
68
That's Embarrassing / Home Dep 5:38
69
I Believe 8:51
70
Boob Tube 4:15
71
Squeal or No Squeal 2:44
72
Stool Troubles 2:38
73
Doctor's Visit 0:44
74
Terrorist or Toddler / Hooters 8:41
75
Thrown Out of a Bar 6:37
76
Fruitcake Commentary 2:05
77
Poop Lasagna / Midgets and Gay 4:58
78
Girls I've Dated 0:56
79
Our Favorite Jokes 8:32
80
Here's Your Sign 6:48