| Title | Artist | Time | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Intro | 1:35 | USD 0.69 | ||
| 2 | Land of Lincoln | 2:48 | USD 0.99 | ||
| 3 | Legalization | 2:05 | USD 0.99 | ||
| 4 | Skit | 0:43 | USD 0.69 | ||
| 5 | Commercial Break | 1:32 | USD 0.69 | ||
| 6 | Greatest Country In the World | 1:14 | USD 0.99 | ||
| 7 | Motel Hell | 1:35 | USD 0.99 | ||
| 8 | Mario's Delusion (skit) | 1:01 | USD 0.69 | ||
| 9 | Bea Arthur | 3:12 | USD 0.99 | ||
| 10 | Parenting/I Hate Kids | 1:28 | USD 0.99 | ||
| 11 | Sex Robot Apocalypse | 2:39 | USD 0.99 | ||
| 12 | Outro | 1:17 | USD 0.69 |
